I was eating dinner on the couch last night (as sitting up straight has become completely out of the question) when I realized that I wasn't using my right hand...I thought to myself, "Wait a minute. If my left hand is holding the fork, and the right hand is just kinda hangin' out. WTF is holding the plate?!" I look down and it's sitting on my belly. Needless to say I felt like a total idiot for not putting 2 and 2 together in the first place.